Nothing is really any fun,
because you’ve always got to pay for everything.
—D. H. Lawrence, Pansies, 1929
Nothing is really any fun,
because you’ve always got to pay for everything.
—D. H. Lawrence, Pansies, 1929
Shark 1: “What just flew over my head?”
Shark 2: “ iOS eighteen.”
Shark 3: “I’m still reeling from
Dear Yesterday,
You begged to talk with me
but I am too busy with Today —
maybe we can catch up later —
if Tomorrow doesn’t treat me well
I will call to cry on your shoulder.
Spring doesn’t know
how to spring anymore
because it thinks it’s summer
Autumn can’t fall in line
with seasonal time anymore
because the heat’s still rising
Winter won’t wait
to leaf the trees anymore
because spring too early spirals
My mom saved the local newspaper, The Arizona Republic, from the day
• In the Grin and Bear It comic by George Lichty, the head of the Cost of Living Council says: “The economic situation is improving, gentlemen! The average family can now afford everything except food, clothing and shelter!”
• “highly inflationary” newsprint price hike causing newspapers to consider subscription price increases
• “Don’t let high interest rates spook you”
• “Buy home now before costs rise”
• labor shortages
• worker strikes
• gun violence
• resistance to gun laws
• Today’s chuckle: “The government is concerned about the population explosion, while the population is concerned about the government explosion.”
• “State fair, like everything, is changing with the times”
• Dunkin’ pumpkin donuts
• “Terra not so firma as we’ve always been led to believe…. the whole North American continent is constantly rotating, tilting, cracking, sinking, rising and otherwise going through scary writhings.” (Lowell Parker)
• “Practice of acupuncture, that ancient Chinese needle treatment that turns patients into human porcupines, isn’t endorsed by the American medical profession but is gaining popularity anyway.”
• “‘Sex-change operations have become so well accepted that that some insurance companies will pay for them,’” New York physician Roberto C. Granato reported, “because transsexualism has become ‘such a well-known and accepted condition’… Transsexuals, he said, live and work as members of the opposite sex, and when they undergo
• “Impeachment panel splits on party lines”
• “President Nixon won’t be impeached; Congress hasn’t the heart for it… If he is not impeached, the House of Representatives will have been guilty of gross dereliction in duty… The man ought to be impeached. The facts positively demand it… And what would the President be charged with? There is such an abundance of possibilities… one hardly knows where to begin.” (William Raspberry)
• In Phoenix, New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller sounded “like a presidential candidate by taking political pokes at welfare chiselers, dope pushers, and big bureaucracies…” The governor “made it plain he was a party man by applauding Barry Goldwater and John Rhodes, with whom he has had ideological differences in the past…” Rockefeller “carefully avoided giving direct answers to such politically divisive questions as whether President Nixon should resign and if he was right in firing the Watergate special prosecutor… ‘The hard reality is that throughout the country, there has been a blurring of our sharp focus on what is right and what is wrong,’ he said. ‘There has been a growing tendency to cut corners, to think it’s smart to beat the system… The shock of Watergate can and must make all Americans realize that we must return to our basic belief in individual integrity and honesty.’” (Robert Reilly)
• “I would like to ask this question: where are the decent Christians that remain so
• “Senator urging suspension of Nixon’s pal as bank chief”
• “World is on brink of war”
• United Nations sends troops to police the Middle East.
• “Corporate vote gifts criticized”
• “GM complains despite earnings of $267 million”
• “Energy management urged for businesses”
• Two typhoons in Manila inflicted $2.3 million in damages earlier this month. A tropical storm is lashing the East Coast.
• Today’s prayer: “Giving us the ability to think must surely be Your greatest gift,
I know a guy.
Angry. Festering
in disappointment
of the world
and of himself.
A little depressed.
Sick of doing
the same. freaking.
thing. every day.
Wondering where
his lost youth went.
Hungering to replace
the comfort and
all the good things
in his life that
have gone away.
But resolutely
continuing on
doing his duty.
Living with the pain.
Loving while he can.
Taking any little
laugh he can find.
Then doing it all
over again. Perhaps
you know him too.
Perhaps we all do
— inside.
when the things you want
to stay the same forever
do nothing but change —
and the things you’re ready
to be done with forever
keep relentlessly hanging on.
when you live too hard
forty is a warning
fifty, penalty
“The cure… resign as general manager of the universe.”
—Rev. Jack Woodard, 1961
Empty-nesting is exponentially more painful
when all you’ve ever had is eggs, no chicks —
and now, even the eggs are gone.
my heart is dying
for this gambel’s quail crying
lovesick for a mate
If you don’t know anyone who has it worse than you, trust this —
Dear Middle Age,
you fair-weather brute! —
Oh, why don’t you love me
the way I was loved by Youth?