funny, or at least I think so
“Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven’t thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.”
—Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com
Two most important things in a writer’s wallet: library card and
Yellow.
Freaking.
Everywhere.
Prayer to the middle-of-the-night gods:
please let me sleep —
thank you for the beautiful moon
and winter silence
but please let me fall back to sleep —
no offense.
Amen.
Evolution: one small step for man, one giant leap backward for mankind.
I’m a coffee is half-full kind of girl.
“I have been awfully busy… And it tires me so that generally
—Lewis Carroll, 1879
apocalyptic theory
giant alien pops earth like
minty fresh extinction
Love isn’t just blind
but also stupid —
lobotomy by arrow
bullseye, Dr Cupid!
Birds are beautiful and amazing creatures, until you walk underneath one who had
my body’s lifelong dance with gravity
has turned to wrestling match
Fry once the beans then fry again
Mix in a pinch of red cayenne
Top with queso that has been shred
Wrap all inside the steamrolled bread
Ninety-Nine is a famous number
for at the market the seller knows
he is so very much more popular
than his bigger brother The Dollar!
—Terri Guillemets