Sometimes my husband says really smart things. Today during a conversation on our lunch breaks, it was this—
Me: “How can I let go of something like that?”
Him: “Shift + Delete”
Sometimes my husband says really smart things. Today during a conversation on our lunch breaks, it was this—
Me: “How can I let go of something like that?”
Him: “Shift + Delete”
I know intelligent design doesn’t exist because whoever gave wings to sewer roaches wasn’t very bright.
—Terri Guillemets
It’s a sin to waste chocolate. It’s in the Bible.
—Terri Guillemets
I’m a coffee is half-full kind of girl.
—Terri Guillemets
Every time a champagne bottle pops, a party angel gets its wings.
—Terri Guillemets